Winston / Toxie, the Hero
J.J. Doherty, the Wild Card
Kissy Sturnevan, his Associate
Thad Barkabus, the Big Boss
Fritz Garbinger, his Creepy Brother
Bob Garbinger, the Villain
Guthrie Stockins, the Wise Hobo
Mel Ferd, the Crusading Reporter
Dr. Walla, who means well
Agent Sarah Weatherwax, aka Sneaky Cheetah
Lloyd, the Hospital Grump
Monster Garbinger, his Imperfect Self / Him Under the Hood, mysterious guitar
Budd Berserk, crazy/dangerous
DJ Cool Cthulu, tables & black magic
Nightmare Josh, rhythm of madness